Walk around naked; it is quite liberating
Cooking is fun
Mail is exciting
Don't ignore cleaning
Don't obsess about cleanliness
Take out the garbage often
Garbage is collected on Tuesday
Odd smells are preventable
Water spots on dishes are not
Dirty dishes are a necessary evil of eating
Unclasp your set of measuring cups, otherwise they are a pain in the ass to wash
Measuring cups are overrated
That horrible noise that only occurs at night is just the heater- not a monster
That feeling of loneliness just means you aren't getting out enough
Invite people over; people don't want to intrude and won't come on their own